Orange County Poop Cleanup









Orange County poop cleanup services remain available for appointment 24/7/365. I travel for large poop cleanup jobs. I've cleaned infectious waste in Manhattan, New York and Seattle, Washington. As long as the work justifies the travel time and expense, I remain available for poop cleanup in Orange County, Los Angeles, Riverside, and San Bernardino counties.

I am Eddie Evans and I am a professional infectious waste cleanup practitioner. Besides poop cleanup, I also do homicide cleanup, suicide cleanup, and unattended death cleanup. But because the Orange County Sheriff-Corner employees decided they wanted to monopolize the biohazard cleanup business, I no longer have my biohazard cleanup business. County employees are not supposed to do this sort of thing. They are not supposed to become soft enriched by means of their employment with the county, but they do it anyway. Perhaps it's time for them to try poop cleanup since they do not deserve county employment.

Most of the crooked crime scene cleanup companies in Orange County do not do the work I do, which is poop cleanup in most cases. This remains fine with me. You must understand that I do charge a fair amount of money for my work and I must. I must also charge for cash.

I quote a price and I guarantee my price; I guarantee my work. I can do no more than offer a fair price for a very dirty job. Poop cleanup is infectious work; it leads to illness and disease; besides, poop cleanup carries cultural stigmas for an occupation. I often hear, "How did you get into the poop cleanup business?".

Just the same, Orange County poop cleanup accounts for a large part of my infectious waste cleanup business these days; poop cleanup must be done by someone. I'm willing to be that person for a price.


What I do - -

Poop cleanup needs qualification before work begins. By removing, I mean that I remove other soiled material as needed and as meets the desires of my clients. Removing often requires scrubbing and rinsing and re-scrubbing every rinsing as well as sanitizing. Poop cleanup means more than cleaning at time. Some time poop cleanup requires decision making and destruction.

I make these points to make myself known as a professional poop cleanup technician. Many people laugh about what I do for a living, and that is okay. Somebody has to do it and I need the money. Work is hard to come by no matter what anyway.

My have clients have discretionary income, of course. They cn pay for poop cleanup, I mean. Sometimes my clients do not have much money at all, but their families do. In fact, over half my telephone calls for poop cleanup come from family members concerned for their loved ones.

Why Poop Cleanup?

Many of us become incontinent as we grow older. Incontinence for the elderly now belongs to a way of life for many baby boomers. If you have ever had incontinent problems then you know how embarrassing it can be. Besides embarrassing, inconstant it is leads the poop cleanup by oneself in most cases. For some of us though, it requires the help of another. Some of us have live-in friends and nurses to help with inconstant ends. Some of the elderly that I have worked for in the past have lived with their problem for a very long while. They live in their own poop and say nothing to friends and relatives. Eventually relatives learn about their condition and intervene. That is when they call me.

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Poop and Bacteria Causing Illnesses

Wickedly infectious bacteria will continue to cause illness and disease. Some of the microorganisms we will learn about in the next 100 years will prove benign and even helpful. Some will prove deadly with a tendency to invade readily. When it comes to the study of poop we know already that poop has roughly 6000 viruses. Under what condition do these viruses become less benign and more threat to human health?

It's important to know this sort of issue in the poop cleanup business.

We live in a sea of countless invisible microorganisms as we always have. If we were to remove all the bacteria from our bodies only 25% of our bodies would remain. We depend on these bacteria and their lives to do what they do for us. In fact, many of these bacteria have much to do with poop cleanup.

When these infectious microorganisms invade Orange County, then our bodies, we pay dearly. From Hong Kong, an infectious germ traveled from a its Asian host to Orange County about 90 years ago.

In 1924 continue to until the end of World War II it sickened and killed Orange County residents. It took DDT to stop its spread and it continues today in ground squirrels and other wild rodent burrows. In fact, 10 to 15 people suffer from poop related germs each year. In February, 1992 at least 31 of 356 passengers on a flight from Buenos Aires to Orange County suffered intestinal infections after eating a seafood salad. In 1991, three Maryland partiers swallowed the bugs in frozen coconut milk from Thailand. To sum this up, watch out for ceviche and pina coladas.

Did you know that about one-sixth of all the money spent on goods and services in the United States goes to healthcare? That is roughly a a trillion dollar figure. Imagine that 50 years ago it was a fraction at 1/20 of what we spend today. This means that our medical expense pile takes a bigger bite out of available resources. Of course, we spend a lot on consumer goods of little value. How much of this money goes to needless medical expense goes unknown. Some of this, a tiny fraction, goes to poop cleanup expenses.


It seems ironic that many of the world's poor must survive without the fruits of this investment. They do their own poop cleanup as a result. They have little sanitation, low pharmaceuticals, and too often to fewer no doctors. We live as kings in Orange County. Unlike kings, we have toilets, a technology fit for kings, ironically.


The term "germ" comes from the Latin and means "sprout". This is not a precise scientific term by any means. Germs live as bacteria in most cases and they have a single celled existence. Some live as parasites and cause disease through runaway infection in their hosts. They release powerful poisons.


Bacteria release viruses that jump aboard these bacteria to reproduce. You see, viruses do not qualify as "life" because they cannot reproduce on their own. As a result the love to invade bacteria. It's there that they remain dormant for as long as 10 years in HIV, for instance.

Because virus have no reproductive system of their own they do not qualify as "life" as 21st-century science understands life, a substance capable of reproduction. As pirates, viruses live on their host's metabolism. Consider that bacteria and viruses account for most of our human diseases; we must deal with in Orange County as well as deepest Africa. Consider that many of these diseases arise from our very own poop.

Of course fungi and protozoa create less interest as germs go.

Medical Science

As pathogens, the more harmful of the fungi, protozoa, bacteria, and viruses fall victim to our medical science chemistry. Antibiotics destroy pathogenic bacteria without killing our own healthy cells. Today we have few antiviral drugs we can use to destroy invading germs and infected host. This is why it is so important to follow a medical doctor's advice when telling us to consume all of our antibiotics as prescribed.

It took many hundreds of years before we could develop a science. Meanwhile, invading armies of germs killed millions of us.


Leeuwenhock - Lenses to observe microoscopic nature -

Antonies van Leeuwenhock made his spare time useful by studying lens making. From his lenses he made observations of microorganisms in freshwater as early as 1674. He called the critters that he observed "animalcules."

Varro - A glimpse at scientific method -

Earlier, the Roman writer Varro believe that we became sick by inhaling "tiny animals" that appeared from nowhere. Definitely was onto something and if others had followed this line of thinking we may have arrived at the germ theory of disease earlier. The scientific method must provide the light for others to follow if we are to find something of substance to believe.

Louis Pasteur - Father of the theory of germ disease -

It took Louis Pasteur, the man we call "the father of "the germ theory of disease" to spearhead modern bacteriology. He arrived at his theory of germs for explaining germs by first researching grape plants. Grape were used for producing wine, a very profitable business. Diseases destroyed wine crops as well as grape plants.

Pastuer found work to learn the source of grape plant disease. This lead to his theory.

Robert Koch - Proves universiality of germs in disease

Followed by the Nobel prize winner Robert Koch (1843-1910) in 1879, pathogenic diseases were proven to exist in every case of disease. These organisms could be drawn into existence by reproducing themselves. They were "cultured" outside of the infected body.

Now, this sort of information belongs in every poop cleanup school. Pool cleanup practitioners need to know about science. They need to know how important science became to our species. It's important to those of us in the poop cleanup business for our own health, in fact.

In Orange County, we approach nature and the environment without an openness to all its wonder; we no longer speak the language of nature's beauty. Our relationship to the world changed with science and even before. Our attitudes are as masters, consumers, ruthless explorers, and am able to set limits on our immediate needs. We place our poop in a pipeline of sewers destined for sewage treatment and disposal. This actual manufacturing process has its outcomes as well.

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And can we count on it?

All too frequently germs are spread by contaminated feces. So disadvantaged kids without appropriate hygiene suffer first. Some can be immunized early in life and then only suffer minor malaise or no illness. Poop related illnesses in poor countries that infect people often times in fact kids in day care centers, gay men, and tourists from rich countries who remain ignorant of the realities of life in a poor country. Even the United States does not remain free from protozoans G. lamblia, which have been which have been in 7 percent of US stool samples. To avoid such parasite it is best to avoid drinking surface water Third World countries.

The enerovirus viruses find beaches mile from the nearest outflow pipe or offshore dumpsite. So we know that they migrate easily and effectively. Because their favorite way into the human body is through the mouth, swimmers have a high risk of infection. Is it any wonder that Santa Monica Bay became the focal point for the battle cry, "Heal the bay."

In 2006 and 2007 a rarely reportedadenovirus called AD14
cause the cluster of 140 cases of severe respiratory illness. Nine of those who were stricken died. Both respiratory secretions and fecal matter became suspect for causing these deaths. Because military populations sure propensity for fecal matter related diseases, some researchers believe that crowding and stress play a role in their development.

In the field infantry soldiers are well aware of the importance of physical hygiene just as her commanders remain desperately aware. Soldiers as well as others become infected by the feces of infected animals such as cattle by coming in contact with water use by roaming animals. The best way to deal with poop cleanup is to not let it become necessary. It's for this reason that "slit trenches" serve as communal potty places and avoids any sort of poop cleanup needs; likewise, "cat holes" serve individual infantry solders as well instead of a need for poop cleanup. Still, some soldiers like special forces soldiers are required to continue poop cleanup as they perform surveillance work behind enemie lines.

Causes of Illness from Poop Cleanup

Swallowing enough of the bacteria involved can lead to two weeks of illness. Healthy people can cure themselves, but some of us do not do well. We require effective treatments for replacement the lost fluids. Waterborne infections like those caused by cryptosporidiosis lead to mass health hazards.

Over 300,000 Milwaukee residents became ill from city water. With severe diarrhea they suffered mightily. Soon over 4000 people were hospitalized, the largest number ever in an industrialized country.

Cryptosporidia do not die from routine chlorination as shown by the Milwaukee illnesses. The bacteria lived in Clorox. Boiling water appears to be a sound defense. Water must be boiled at least one minute and high altitudes of 6,562 feet for three minutes. But not all viruses are heat resistant.

Cryptosporidia lives well in oysters contaminated by sewage runoff from pastors. It is a good idea to avoid oysters if you can just for this reason. Also it is a good idea to avoid gulping while in a swimming pool. The elderly should avoid swimming pools frequently use by children.

It costs a lot of water to move all this poop. The cost of body energy to move this poop. And then the residual of the manufacturing process of separating the fecal matter from the less infectious matter raises its own Fork Road of problems. How long can Orange County continue this approach to poop disposal?


A Joyful Life Promoter

By contrast, if we feel intimately united with all that exists, then sobriety and care will lead us to understand natural more directly; perhaps learning to live "deliberately" with nature will lead to poop cleanup in favorable terms. By use our Orange County residents may find that poop to fertilize fields has merit.

The history of poop tells us something poop's uses. Likewise, our high technology promises a means of envisioning more sanitary and useful approaches to poop cleanup. Even today as global warming scorches the Earth, humanity trains waste water treament technicians. These professional "poop cleanup" professionals learn to separate our poop from water.

Did you know that, according to Pope Francis, that St. Francis of Assi directed that the sewage area remain untouched. Here the friers would grow wildflowers and herbs. Here they could rais their minds to God, the creator of such beauty. Here poop cleanup came to mean enriching life.

Rather than a problem to be solved, the world is a joyful mystery to be contemplated with gladness and praise." What does this suggest for poop cleanup? Is there a way that we can return poop to the divide before that forked road demanded by civilization?

A crisis awaits poop cleanup and obstructionist attitudes, even on the part of believers, can range from denial of the problem to indifference, nonchalant resignation or blind confidence in technical solutions. We hide from our poop because, some say, "We hide from our poop." Me too.

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The Market for Poop Cleanup

At least four areas of being in the world as a human being lead to a market for poop cleanup.

One of these, poop cleanu for infants. Usually a motherly choir for most thoughout most of our history. Poop cleanup before recorded history, perhaps even before traditional family strucutres, still required poop cleanup for infants.

Two, until the 20th century, a market for professional poop cleanup among the elderly and infirm did not exist. Only those with grand fortunes could afford maids and servants for the task of poop cleanup. For those few poor elderly and infirm without money, poop cleanup remained a family affair. A market did not, could not exist for this level of poop cleanup.

Three, the market tends to promote extreme consumerism and this in itself creates extreme pooping. Obesity alone tells us that there must be a lot of poop in our sewers. Orange County cannot hide from its own obesity and what this means in terms of pooping. We have now lost an awareness of our common origins as shown in our sewers.

Oour own loss of self-control proves obvious. A great cultural, spiritual and now educational challenge stands before us. What shall we do with Orange County and its poop cleanup needs? What shall we do with our own poop cleanup needs? The two stand parallel as they move into the future.

We have professional hoarding and clutter cleanup as well as those involved in feces cleanup. Yes, consumerism lead to some obvious, and denied, deviant human behavior because of our excess resource consumerism.

People are easily caught up in a whirlwind of needless buying and spending. Compulsive consumerism is one example of how the techno economic paradigm affects individuals. Our conformity to the production of gadgets and techniques seems reasonable and just. But in the end they cost us; it cost us as Orange County residents, and it cost people in other lands.

Postmodern humanity has yet achieved a new self-awareness capable of offering guidance and direction. It lacks identity for its own source of anxiety. We have a lack of substantial lands and too many means of becoming confused and misguided.

We live in a seedbed of collective selfishness. People become self-centered and soften close. Greed increases every day. As our attitudes for consumption become more widespread so do our social norms clash with our personal needs and those of others needs.

Finally an economic calculus comes into play no matter what city we live in, including Orange County.


A History of Poop

Like everything else in society we find that poop has a history, as does poop cleanup. This history begins when people start to write about it.

During the 17th century in France a certain Royal attitude towards poop arose. The keying had sought along with his poets to purify the commerce of words while making language fluent. This precapitalist inclination advocating in his poets sought to regenerate an urban circulation of purified language within a population suffering the effects of accumulation of poop . Terrorism emerged in language. It became the job of linguists to dispel order through syntax as well as through words.

"Pare-fumier" became the means of linguistically dealing with substances to close in meaning to the thing they signified. Words were to be given fancy down to signify filthy substances. Impolite discussions could be made more polite, made elegant, by getting rid of the mark in my out of their substance. Grammarians and writers were to transform waste into a novel form of beauty. The idea was to create a French language in which "the French language could not call barbarian."

So there came a time in a place when language must already have labored to eliminate or have reduced barbarous sounds related to corrupt substances. The French language, according to Freud, sought cleanliness, order, and beauty. As a result the French sure no one for their language Academy as a population using a policed language. From its inception's, Paris did not take long to become a city of poop requiring poop cleanup for the sake public hygiene.

No orderliness and beauty of language could dispel the owner, the filth, and the disease spread by poop unregulated in city streets.

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Civilization's Poop

Civilization does not follow a rhythm of linear progression, neither does poop cleanup. In civilization and its discontents Freud asserted that, "the similar to that which exists between the civilizing process and the evolution of the libido and the individual" suggests that progress follows a haphazard, happenstance movement my starts and fits.

Neither in France nor the United States of America have our societies moved from their drive to produce new refuge; they seek absolute elimination, particularly in terms of poop cleanup.

In Paris the idea of a humanist approach to poop cleanup followed from the Renaissance returned to colaca maxima. The phrase itself, colaca maxima, became a signifier of civilizations progress towards oop cleanup. The Roman empire saw the necessity of it. Rome had aqueducts for handling it is poop cleanup.

According to Freud, civilization follows a path towards creating use values and goods while at the same time is driven by gain-in-pleasure. The pleasure principle becomes antagonistic to the sublimation of our nature by society's manipulation. In the middle of these two opposing goals we find poop. Poop, a necessary outcome of socially profitable production becomes an inevitable byproduct of cleanliness, order, and beauty.

Poop, it turns out, gives us our first opportunity to explore the pleasure princile as we poop to our heart's desire. At least, until someone, mom, dad, someone, sets us straight with diapers and toilet training. We learn order as we learn to purposely sublimate (hide) our please deficating, ending that internal bowel pressure.

Outside of production we find that poop must be placed in a useful form to help enrich civilization in a sublimated form. This means poop cleanup for reintroduction of poop into the soil, a literal "desublimation."

This is why we can talk about sublimation of the pleasure principle, subjugating the id to an unconscious realm of being in the world. We produce auxiliary origins according to Freud and his auxiliary origins secrete waste, poop. Now all of this may seem complex and like so much foolish talk, the place it in the context of the emergence of civilization from a beastie existence in which poop did not exist, not exist in the world.

Before civilization and before the rise of language, to interwoven developments in the emergency of civilization, poop did not already exist because we do not have a language to distinguish it from other substances in our environment. Surely at some point it is stink; it smell became like a biohazard to small groups of human beings. It attracted predators and once the predators had zeroed in on the poop they found their way to the human beings. Unlike domesticated cats, human beings do not have an instinct for burying their poop. Most likely they slept in trees to avoid predators and poop gathered under tree limbs.

It may seem that the pleasure principal, a metaphor for sure, became an actually acted upon need for survvial.

Finally, we learned that poop threatens lives besides serving as a noxious goo. One can imagine enemies pooping near their opponents camps to fetch predators. Dirty tricks and jokes soon became the hallmark of poop. An aesthetic arose for tribal comedians..

The return of that which is dumped must awaken our minds to a new form of thinking. In this solo outcome we find the mind seeking to develop a forked path: one, a recycle route which becomes useful; learn to forever abandon that which threatens upon return.

I do Orange County poop cleanup for a reasonable price. Please keep in mind that poop cleanup remains infectious waste cleanup and, therefore, hazardous to my health.

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